Posted on Sep 18, 2017   Updated on May 22, 2021, 5:09 pm CDT

Your no soliciting sign is meaningless if the person it’s aimed at doesn’t read it. And you know all too well that most people don’t read the sign. Hence, why your doorbell still rings. So it’s no wonder you get even more ticked off when someone selling something knocks on your door.

“DIDN’T YOU READ THE SIGN?!”

Clearly, they did not. Your boring ol’ “no soliciting” sign needs to go. Replace it with something humorous and you’ll never deal with solicitors again.

Listed below are some of the most effective (and hilarious) no soliciting signs to date.

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Marisa Losciale specializes in NSFW culture, audio gear, and photography. A former editorial and photo director for Spoon University at SUNY New Paltz, her work has been featured in the Rockwell Center for American Visual Studies, Post-Trash, the New Paltz Oracle, and the Legislative Gazette.

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